is this man on the phone (in the Napoleon outfit) [RIGHT
Shockingly, this is the current real-life President
of Ukraine - Volodymyr Zelensky - the man caught in the middle of the
swirling Trump scandal. And this could be a rare photo of that infamous
conversation. But no...
It's a pic from this extravagant, eye-popping Russian
sex comedy, which - incidentally - also features a mindboggling cameo
with Jean-Claude Van Damme [see pic, above CENTER].
Here's the plot: Napoleon Bonaparte, the randy
French Emperor, travels to Russia with his entourage in search for new
female conquests. He also plans to wage war on the Urals from a convenient
location in Moscow. The Russian generals decide to curtail Napoleon with
a seductive decoy. Inexplicably, they recruit Corporal Poruchik Rzhevskiy
- a male - for the job. Napoleon is mesmerized by this brazen Countess
(in drag) and falls for her/his charms.
Director Marius Balchunas made a similar balls-to-the-ball
zany comedy - with much of the same cast - called F*CK
[Hitlet Kaput!] in 2008.
While it initially may seem odd for 'world politician' Vladimir Zelensky
to star in this movie, the reality is... prior to becoming the President
of Ukraine in May 2019, he was a comedian/ actor. In fact - perhaps, even
more outrageous - Mr Zelensky, as a standup comic, would often play the
piano with his penis. See his performance in MUSIQUE
Russian film with optional ON/OFF English subtitles, widescreen format
uncut (85 minutes), extras include original theatrical trailer.
for Adult Audiences