(571) DON'T FUCK IN THE WOODS (2016) Shawn Burkett Film
for the Title, Stay for the Trashy Fun
also known as DON'T F*** IN THE WOODS
starring: Brittany Blanton · Ayse Howard
· Roman Jossart · Brandy Mason
· Nadia White
the stress [the mental anguish] of final exams, Alex and her girlfriend
Jane decide to go camping with a few friends in the woods. Their goal
is rest and relaxation but soon their idyllic getaway becomes a bloody
nightmare. As the group of college kids begins to unwind, something lurking
in the dark has discovered an intoxicating new scent. And this lizard
creature begins reacting to a lustful thirst that cannot be quenched.
Director Shawn Burkett [proudly from Dayton Ohio] knew
what he was doing and had fun with it. Obviously he wasn't looking for
an Oscar (although he he DID get a best picture
nomination at Ohio's Nightmare Film Festival). The movie is fun, gross
and titillating. It also stars porn actress Nadia White. The title clearly
tells the audience what to expect. Turn off the brain and simply enjoy.
film with optional English closed caption; widescreen format 16:9,
uncut version (73 minutes), extras include Making Of and Interviews.
DVD encoded for All Region NTSC World Format.
Sexual Themes/Graphic Violence/
for Mature Audiences